1. Everyone around you
has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your
cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you
say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says, 'How's my driving? Call 1 800 ****"**.'
6.
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting
down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is
scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and
you bought it yesterday.
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