How to Speak
About Women and Be Politically Correct
1. She is not a Babe or a
Chick - She is a Breasted American.
2. She is not a Screamer or
Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative.
3. She is not Easy - She is
Horizontally Accessible.
4. She does not Tease or Flirt - She engages
in Artificial Stimulation.
5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off
The Information Superhighway.
6. She has not Been Around - She is a
Previously Enjoyed Companion.
7. She does not Get You Excited - She
causes Temporary Blood Displacement.
8. She is not Kinky - She is a
Creative Caretaker.
9. She does not have a Killer Body - She is
Terminally Attactive.
10. She is not an Airhead - She is Reality
Impaired.
11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - She gets Chemically
Inconvenienced.
12. She is not Horny - She is Sexually
Focused.
13. She does not have Breast Implants - She is Medically
Enhanced.
14. She does not Nag You - She becomes Verbally
Repetitive.
15. She is not a Slut - She is Sexually
Extroverted.
16. She does not have Major League Hooters - She is
Pectorally Superior.
17. She is not a Two Bit Whore - She is a Low
Cost Provider.
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