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Jesus, Moses and Elijah were
feeling good one day so they decided to go golfing.

Jesus being Jesus
always gets to tee off first. They get to the 7th hole, which is a long par
5 with a creek running across it at about 240 yards. Jesus gets up to tee
off and selects his driver. Moses asks Jesus if he is going to try to drive
across the creek and Jesus says that he is feeling so good that he thinks he
can make it. So Jesus tees off and it is a long drive but it lands in the
middle of the creek. Jesus asks Moses to part the water of the creek so he
can retrieve his ball saying, "You know how much I hate to lose a
ball." So Moses parts the waters of the creek and the ball is
retrieved. Jesus tees it up again and because he is Jesus he gets unlimited
mulligans. Jesus
says he is going to try to drive the creek again.
Moses
responds, "Ok, but I am not going to help you get it back
again!" Jesus hits tee shot again and sure enough kerr plop it lands in
the creek again. So he goes down and is walking on the water looking for his
ball.

Meanwhile back at the tee the following foursome has reached
the tee.

One of the golfers says to Moses, "Look at that guy
walking on the water. Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"


Moses responds, "No, he thinks he is Tiger
Woods."


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