A man is driving home, when
is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the
guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those
knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man
says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove
it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At
the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man,"
says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety
tests are hard."
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