A lady walks into a bar and
says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes
her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep, gimme another
martooni.'' So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that,
and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10
minutes bartender says,'' Would you like another?'' She says,'' Oh,
no, I got this terrible heartburn.''
The bartender says, ''Okay,
there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not
having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''
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