A drunk is
driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to
the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like
you've had quite a few."
"I did alright," the drunk says with a
smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding
his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought
I'd gone deaf."
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