A guy goes to a nightclub and
when the bouncer won't let him in the guy asks, "'Why not?"
"Because you're not wearing a tie," says the bouncer.
"But I have come all the way from the other end of town,"
says the guy.
"Sorry mate, that's the rules," says the
bouncer.
So the guy goes back to his car to try and see if he can
find a tie or something like one. He finds a set of jumper cables, ties them
around himself, and goes back to the club.
"Is this all
right?" he asks the bouncer.
"Well, all right then,"
replies the bouncer. "But I'll be watching you - don't start
anything!"
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