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I shot a query into the net.
I
haven't got an answer yet,
But seven people gave me hell
And said I
ought to learn to spell;

A posted message called me rotten
For
ignoring mail I'd never gotten;
An angry message asked me,
Please
Don't send such drivel overseas;

A lawyer sent me private
mail
And swore he'd slap my ass in jail --
I'd mentioned Un*x in my
gem
And failed to add the T and M;

One netter thought it was a
hoax:
"Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!";
Another called my
grammar vile
And criticized my writing style.

Each day I scan each
Subject line
In hopes the topic will be mine;
I shot a query into the
net.
I haven't got an answer yet ...


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