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There
was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along
to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said,
"Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S'
because you are a snail."
The Snail was okay with this is so he entered
the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but
suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As
the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled "WOW! LOOK AT THAT
S-CAR GO!"


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