10. Nailed R2D2
9. Just for the heck of it, told the
I.R.S. computers to audit Bill Gates
8. Went online pretending to be
a transvestite: Had cybersex with Eddie Murphy
7. Spent a romantic
evening at home with his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy
6. Got drunk
and beat the crap out of a Nintendo
5. Called up moviefone and bought
Garry Kasparov twenty tickets for everything
4. Doing a guest spot on
"friends" as Monica's "brainy" new boyfriend
3.
Enjoying a refreshing game of ping-pong (suddenly -- a video shot of an OLD
PC with a ping-pong paddle taped to side of the monitor comes up... you
guessed it, a ball bounces off it...)
2. Downloaded some pictures of
Teri Hatcher and gave the ol' mouse a workout
1. He's going to
www.disneyworld.com!
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