One afternoon, this old
lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for
something. Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her
curiously.
"Yyyoungggg mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors
heeeeere???" asked the woman.
Yes, ma'am. We do sell
vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you
want to buy one?"
"Heh-heh-hhellllll nnnnnnooo, younggg
mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu
tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.
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