10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your
color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.
9. Spend an
evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages
about Satan.
8. Invite her back to your place to show her the
etchings on your Newton MessagePad.
7. Let the lady go first when you
reach the virtual reality escalator.
6. Serenade her with your
MIDI-compatible drum pads.
5. Have your dinner illuminated by the
soft glow of an active-matrix LCD panel.
4. If you're getting
serious, consider a set of "his 'n' her" system unit
keys.
3. Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help
of a French-speaking voice synthesizer.
2. Never type on your date's
laptop computer without permission, particularly if the system is on her
lap.
1. When things get tough, simply ask yourself, "What would
Bill Gates do in a situation like this?Ó
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